OMFG can you believe it? It's a GUEST BLOG!

The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived. It is the first guest feature in the history of the bosom buddies blog, written by yours truly (the formally rubia, recently-revived-brunette from NOPO, also known as la cubana…Kellie Perez.) Jfay and Chels have been waiting for this post since the moment they pulled away from my little casita in north Portland…the day after I met Jfay for the first time and the morning after we ran into the woman in flowered leggings. Ahhh what a glorious night it was. To recap…it was Exit’s Buuuurrrttthday bash at the Hollywood Theatre in NE Portland. A night of video premieres, free goodie bags of dum-dums & smarties, and a silly boy pretending to be a photographer for trans-world---ya, right--- who was caught stealing a t-shirt from Jamie. He likely posted a bunch of pictures of JFay and company on his myspace page…he probably only has 27 friends anyways, loser.

I enjoyed the night all in all…met some lovely individuals who rocked the Holocene and told me about the pro’s and con’s of drinking SPARKS. (aaron’s fav, I believe???!!!) I got to see the infamous blackberry which was probably the highlight of my weekend. I mean, the blinged out taxi and the stickers on the back SERIOUSLY amp up the feeling you get while making phone calls.

Jfay, Chelsinator and I headed back to NOPO after some good dancing (sans Jamie…not enough pabst in the room to get that girl on the dance floor) and bonded over shared experiences and an extra dum-dum or two. We planned our morning at the Saturday Market, where we found all sorts of cat knick knacks, Obama T-shirts and Eskimo hats…I wanted to take all of the above home with me but Chels warned me to save up my cash flow for my debut visit to BEAMERS (apparently a local hot spot with tons of flav and hotties galore) which wiiillll occur sometime later this year. I, myself, am counting down to visit downtown So-Lame and the home of the bosom buddies.

I’ll be soon to post a photograph to commemorate the evening… And I’ll leave you also with this: a almost absurdly frightening, yet inspirational link to a craiglist ad that is sure to make any cat lover squeal like a mouse (get it? cat and mouse..wahhh wah wah..)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/566171148.html

You know you love me…XOXO.

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